Rule 34 of the Internet states that if something exists, there is porn of it. Go ahead, look it up if you want. Okay…now that you’ve looked it up I can get back to my point. Recently, I’ve been reading a page on a famous social media site that hundreds of thousands of people have responded to about storming a secret military base en masse in order to “clap some alien cheeks”. It’s really the most hilarious thing on the web these days and so I had to see how much alien-themed porn was out there. Um, a lot of it. Here’s just a few that you can check out.

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